Olympic Gold

14 Olympics Golds and 8 in the past Beijing Olympics. The Dolphin Boy is Mr. International nowadays... $1 mil from Speedo for 7 Golds? Not a shabby paycheck.

Add an Entourage cameo and SNL host gig (musical guest Lil Wayne) September 13 for good measure. SNL hasn't been funny since '97, might have watch that one though.
Entourage, September 7. Get yourself some HBO. I'll be at Jaeho's.

My favorite Olympic interview moment, Michael Phelps + Brian Williams.
BW: That last song [before the start of his races] this trip, has it been the same? What has it been?
MP: Most of the time it was "I'm Me" by Lil Wayne and a few techno songs (same taste in music as Kellen and Paul) here and there.
BW: You did some Weezy this trip...
MP: Yeah, I had some Weezy on it.
BW: Who among us hasn't done some Weezy this past year.


B Will doesn't really hit his stride until about minute 12 or 13.

Some more Olympics hilarity. I don't know crazy but I know karate.

The Recession

Who isn't getting hit by these gas prices nowadays?

I realize he hasn't done anything lately, but it's worth a laugh.
"As you know, I do own my own jet." Classic


Just in case you've been in a coma the past 3 months or so.


The Recession album drops September 2, I've listened to a couple cuts, it seems promising but I haven't given it much burn.
"Bitch I'm amazin'
Look what I'm blazin'
Eyes so low, yeah I look like an Asian"

What Is The World Coming To?

So 9 year-old Jericho Scott was told that he can't play with his squad 'cause his heater is too fast. WHAT?!?! So he can't play in the league at all? I don't see anybody locking down the Scripps Spelling Bee 'cause some kid's word game is too nice.

And in other sports news, regardless of where you're comin' from on this, you got to give it up to Shawne Merriman for deciding to try to thug out this season on 2 torn ligaments in his left knee. Maybe not the greatest long-term career decision, but respect. Other cats aren't even walking on 1 torn ligament in the knee, dude is playin' ball with 2. BEAST