Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I Get My Cleans On

Is it just me or are more and more people just peacing out of bathrooms across America sans suds? When did it become normal or good to ignore basic hygiene and instead of washing your hands, just checking the mirror and taking off? I don't know about the current state of women's restrooms, but the men's restrooms are heavy with the no-wash crowd.

Hey guy, I'm onto you. I hate to break it to you but no amount of looking in the mirror is going to clean your hands. Son, checking your hair is not the '08 Purell. Don't complain about bird flu and viruses if you don't even wash your hands, come on now.

Honestly, yo, if you're not going to bother washing your hands, can you at least fake it for those of us that just heard you drop a gnarly deuce? Or the other people that just saw you pull an inside-the-waistband crotch adjustment? People used to at least fake it and just rinse the germs away without soap, just plain water. Nowadays, people don't even bother. Hey, if you're going to swing those grimy mitts around the very least you could do is pretend to wash.

Kanye show this weekend, everybody has been sayin' N*E*R*D is murder. I'm extrahyped for the show! Good look Kanyon.

4 comments:

kanyon feng said...

it's the best when you see the guy walk right by you when you're washing your hands. once in a while, you'll get a guy who glances up at you. most of the time, they know you're there, and they don't want to look like a retard, so they keep on walking. then when you see them in the store or restaurant, you give them a nasty glare.

kanyon feng said...

no problem. but please get un-hyped before the concert. i don't want you to demand for your money back afterwards.

actually, since rhianna is performing before, anything after her will be super dope. so we're good!

Jaeho said...

all the hype wont dig enuff.

have fun tsai~

dirrty muthfukas.

deb said...

nastification.