Friday, September 26, 2008

Love me some spinach dip, I'm addicted to Houston's

US market is nuts right now, US government is giving out aid like I give to ASU Parking (that's a different topic altogether). Merill Lynch was bought out by Bank of America, Lehman Brothers fell under, JPMorgan Chase picked up Washington Mutual (Janson, give it 6 months and you can use Chase in Murderville, are you a Dodgers fan now?), US government approved $25 extralarge for the auto industry. In some local AZ news, Bill Heard filed Chapter 11, and nothing new, my wallet is still super-hungry and yet, extra-bulimic (my shoe game has benefited as of late though so it is a worthy cause).

I'll update sometime with my experience at the Food Show, yes FOOD show. One word: EPIC.

"We need a miracle,
And I say a miracle 'cause this shit is hysterical,
By my nephews and nieces, I will email Jesus,
Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah"

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Does Work

What really needs to be said? Don Gorske of Wisconsin might as well be clocking in at McDonald's. He's gone through  23,000 Big Macs in his life and has only missed a Big Mac 8 days. I don't think I'm even in the double digits. I know what you're thinking but apparently, dude is not even obese, 6'2" 185 (haha he's like a more muscular version of you Doo Doo). Put it another way, Mr. Gorske has probably spent over $25k on Big Macs alone...

But on to bigger and better things. Check it out, Kurt Warner aka The Truth aka White Jesus. Don't let the goofy Robocop/Terminator look with the oven mitts fool you, that's just to mess with other teams. Please believe dude's passing game is super buttery, just ask his fantasy football owners and Anquan Boldin (speaking of whom, Bidwell family, please give dude his money, he's gorilla pimpin' on the field). 
Don't sleep on the Cardinals, 2-0 isn't much but it's a start. What up Mike, what up Easton, we been tryin' to tell folks.

Let's get it Sun Devils. The line for the game is only -7 GA for the betting folks out there. I would've thought they'd be spotting more so that's not a bad outlook at all for A State. #2 in the Pac-10 is ripe for the picking right now.

And Happy Belated to Brett "The Big Hurt" Lynch, hit the big veintiuno last night, sorry I didn't make it out big fella.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kid looks like a young Doc Dre. Been pimpin' since his daddy was pimpin'.

And now for the story. My buddy helped out at the coffee shop over the Summer and one day some kids came in for some smoothies.

One of the kids gets his smoothie and tosses about a dollar into the tips cup.
Kid #2: Why’d you do that?
Kid #1: Oh, I gave him a tip.
#2: What’s a tip?
#1: It’s something you give poor people.

Wow. I'm not sure if it's funny or sad.